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 Lol ok so this wuxia has a strangely kinky side. Under The Power I mean. There's a lot of innuendo and the villain literally has a foot fetish. They find really unique ways to do it lmao. LIke there's no mouth to mouth resuscitation scene, but instead, during the whole "hero gets poisoned and has to find a reclusive super doctor and the heroine prepares to sacrifice her life to save him" arc, the girl Jinxia ends up having to give medicine to Lu Yi with her mouth. I didn't actually think they'd do it after Lu Yi's uncle suggested it.

BUT not only did they do it, but he BITES her lip lmao. 

Then, later, Lu Yi inhales some psycho powder and reverts to a kid in his mind. At some point during this bit, he starts seeing Jinxia as his older sister, and naturally, one night during a thunderstorm, he comes in and wants to sleep with her bc he's scared. Nothing happens EXCEPT that Jinxia, who already totally has the hots for him, starts fantasizing about him as she's looking at him. She even tells him she wants to eat him.

KATTO

Flash forward to the next morning and Jinxia's annoying friend who wants to marry her and hates LU Yi barges into her room. Jinxia initially tries to hide the fact that Lu Yi is in bed with her. KID BRAIN Lu Yi remember, but naturally he comes out and Xie Xiao (the annoying friend) is all upset, and Jinxia tries to tell him it's ok that Lu Yi thinks he's a kid.

Xie Xiao: But his body is mature!

Jinxia: *tries to protest*

Lu Yi: *oblivious starts talking to Jinxia* Jiejie you snore in your sleep, and grind your teeth.

Jinxia: *tries to get him to shut up*

Xie Xiao: *about to blow up*

Lu Yi: *to Jinxia* you talk in your sleep too

Jinxia: I do?

Lu Yi: Yeah, you said you wanted to eat me

Xie Xiao: *loses his shit*


LMAO I LAUGHED FOR FIVE ENTIRE MINUTES. The fuckin hilarity man. Most wuxia types are so reserved but this one pfffffft. 
bingo_a: (4)
 I'm almost done with YAMH and Lost in 49 at 12 and 14 eps left respectively. I keep switching between which one I'm addicted to at any given time lol. YAMH is dragging a little bit, unfortunately. I'm hoping they have another good arc or whatever yet before it's over. I don't really find giving Kelei a medical problem to be all that gripping lol. I'll probably avoid modern dramas for awhile again after this one. Unless I decide to watch that other one with Jingting set in the old folks home lmao.  Lost in 49 was getting super interesting where I last left off but then I started bingeing on YAMH.

BUT as it's a boring chill Saturday, I want to watch something less intense so I decided to go back to watch the Four.  Gives you the feeling of like, Saturday matinee nonsense as a kid lol.  I'm watching on Viki and I see that Mojin the Lost Legend is there.  I've been wanting to watch that movie for awhile. I mean, Shu Qi and Chen Kun and tomb robbing?  HOw come i haven't watched it yet?  QIGUAI.    

My drama moods are weird and I try to police them unnecessarily lmao.   I'm still thinking about starting Psych Hunter but I want to finish at least one other drama first.  I've also lowkey been thinking about trying  Confession with Junho and/or Secret Royal Inspector with L.  I've been wanting to see him in something else since I tried that stupid mask drama but he's only been in annoying romcoms. SRI sounds kinda funny. In that One More Time drama i remember being surprised by his comedic skill bc he always struck me as super serial. 

Anyway...omg The Four has a bunch of super boring talking scenes about fate and deep love lmao. Too much wuxia is bad for the brain.  Like het versions are bad enough, imagine tryna watch heteronormative BL.  Gad the cringe.   I wish there was some wuxia like The Four with either a group of guys and no girls or a group of girls and no guys. No romance, just action. 

Oh special, Viki has decided to fuck up and i haven't gotten through one episode yet. Feihua.