oh boy

 I thought the Red Velvet album was coming out today, but it's tomorrow.  But anyway, I finally checked out their back catalog.  Previously I had liked Red Summer and Russian Roulette, but I hated Rookie so I kinda stopped there, but tbh, the Red especially was really good.  The Velvet was aight and same with Ice Cream Cake, which...lmao.  I remember the debate on whether those lyrics were sexual and like, c'mon.  The translated lyrics sound like smutty manga.  Like, if I had a dollar for how many times I've seen this exact line: "putting so much in" in smutty manga, I would be rich.  

Also the logo le cough:



Someone tried to say that top bit was a cake with a candle, uh huh yeah sure and I'm a coconut.  It's freaking obvious what that looks like and then further, the M.  It's even MORE obvious what that looks like.  I'm not sure why ifans are so desperate to insist that Kpop is so innocent all the damn time lmao. Please stop, it's embarrassing.

Meanwhile, I'm still actually so appalled that there's no gifs or caps of that KKB performance.  Lol I guess if I get time today I'll make my own.  I know the rest of the BaekChen fandom appreciated that part in the choreo so it's like omg how are you not seeing this?  I'm calm, I swear.

ETA - since embedding sucks and keeps ruining my posts, I'm just linking, but CHEN FOCUS HOLY CRAP  iT looks even hotter from that point of view. Lol I hate you guys sffffffm